1 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,130 ''Ofisi ya mkuu'' 2 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:43,010 Ingiza 3 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:49,130 Samahani tafadhali bibi 4 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:52,290 Ndiyo, ni nini? 5 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,130 Ninakuja kujifunza Kiingereza 6 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:57,210 - Wewe ni mapema - Hapana, mimi ni Ali 7 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:00,050 naomba msamaha wako? 8 00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:02,210 Jina langu ni Ali. Ali Nadim 9 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:04,880 - Ninakuja kujifunza Kiingereza 10 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:07,170 - Ndiyo, ndiyo! Ungependa kujiunga na darasa letu jipya 11 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:09,720 - Kiingereza kama Lugha ya Kigeni - Ndiyo tafadhali 12 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:12,010 Natarajia kufunguliwa 13 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,760 Unatarajia kufunguliwa?! 14 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:18,170 Kama inavyosema kwenye sillybus yako 15 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:25,330 Unamaanisha unatarajia kuandikishwa Hiyo ni nini l kusema-hopping kuwa unrolled 16 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:31,450 Ninaogopa huwezi kufunguliwa... kusajiliwa mpaka mwalimu wa kiingereza afike 17 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:33,730 Anapaswa kuwa hapa baada ya dakika chache 18 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:36,410 Wakati huo huo, labda ungependa kujali kusubiri darasani 19 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:40,130 Nenda tu kwenye ukanda, pinduka kushoto chini na kusubiri katika chumba namba tano 20 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,050 - Kuelewa? - Hapana 21 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:46,730 nitaanza tena 22 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:50,050 - Nenda chini kwenye korido - Chini ya ukanda 23 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:51,120 Nzuri 24 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:53,050 - Geuka kushoto - Pinduka kushoto 25 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,090 Sawa 26 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:57,050 Unanichanganya 27 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:01,170 - Kushoto au kulia? - Kushoto 28 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:08,330 Tazama! Wewe nenda tu kwenye korido, geuka kushoto na kusubiri katika chumba tano! Chumba cha tano! 29 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:11,730 - Ninakuelewa sasa! Chumba cha tano - Ndiyo 30 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:13,080 Asante 31 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:20,130 Ah mpenzi, siendi ninapoangalia 32 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:22,770 Hapana, hapana! sikuwa nikitazama nilikokuwa nikienda 33 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:25,690 Hiyo inafanya sisi wawili! Samahani bwana 34 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:29,360 Ingiza 35 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:32,130 - Bibi Courtney - Bi 36 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:36,320 Samahani! mimi ni wako mpya mwalimu Jeremy Brown, B.A. Oxon 37 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,370 - Wewe ni mwanaume - Ndio 38 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,250 Hili haliridhishi zaidi! Hii haitafanya kabisa 39 00:02:41,380 --> 00:02:43,130 Ninakuhakikishia sifa zangu hazina mashiko 40 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:47,090 Kielimu labda, lakini ninazungumza juu ya ngono 41 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:50,370 Pia nakuhakikishia kuwa yangu maadili pia yanaheshimika 42 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:53,450 Ninarejelea ukweli kwamba wewe ni mwanaume 43 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:57,120 Niliomba kwa dhati Mtaa Mamlaka ya kunitumia mwalimu mwanamke 44 00:02:57,420 --> 00:03:00,450 Hasa baada ya bahati mbaya tukio kuwashirikisha Mr. Warburton 45 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:02,210 - Mheshimiwa Warburton? - Ndiyo 46 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:05,090 Alikuwa akifundisha Kiingereza wanafunzi wa kigeni muhula uliopita 47 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:08,730 Ninaogopa alidumu tu mwezi mmoja, kisha akaondoka 48 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,090 - Amekufa? -Mwenye akili 49 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,330 Ndio, mkazo ulikuwa mwingi sana kwake 50 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:18,450 Mfano wa jinsia ya kiume! Hakuna stamina 51 00:03:19,140 --> 00:03:22,450 Alionekana kuwa na uwezo wa kustahimili kwanza, lakini siku moja alipiga tu 52 00:03:22,580 --> 00:03:25,410 - Ilikuwa ya kuchukiza sana - Kweli? Alifanya nini? 53 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:28,250 Akapanda nje ya darasa dirisha na kwenye paa 54 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:31,050 Akavua nguo zake zote na alisimama pale uchi kabisa 55 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,770 Kuimba ''nimepata kundi la nazi'' 56 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:38,130 Inahuzunisha jinsi gani! Bado wewe usiwe na wasiwasi kwenye akaunti yangu 57 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:40,130 Sina uwezekano wa kupanda nje ya dirisha la darasa 58 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,320 Ninajua hauko 59 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:44,410 - Asante kwa kujiamini kwako - Haina uhusiano wowote na kujiamini 60 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,720 Tumebandika muafaka wa dirisha 61 00:03:49,260 --> 00:03:52,330 Jinsi ya kufikiria sana! Naam, l ingekuwa kufahamu kazi Bi. Courtney 62 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:53,440 - Miss - Miss Courtney 63 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:57,090 Nina sifa na ninahitaji kazi! Nini hali ya uchumi na mfumuko wa bei na... 64 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,170 Sawa, hakuna haja ya kupiga kelele! 65 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,130 - Unaweza kuanza mara moja - Asante 66 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:03,090 - Katika jaribio la mwezi - Asante 67 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:06,090 - Iwapo utadumu kwa muda mrefu - nitafanya bora yangu 68 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,130 Nitapata wapi wanafunzi wangu? 69 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:11,290 - Chumba cha tano chini ya ukanda na pinduka kushoto - kulia 70 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:14,960 Natarajia kukutana nao! mimi hakika sote tutaenda vizuri sana 71 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,450 Habari za jioni 72 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,160 Habari za jioni 73 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:29,170 Kimya tafadhali! 74 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,050 Kimya 75 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:38,140 nimefurahi kukutana nanyi nyote 76 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,210 Pia tunafurahi kukutana nawe 77 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:45,730 - mimi ni Brown - Ah, hapana 78 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:52,450 - Unafanya kosa - Kosa? 79 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:57,370 Ndiyo, wewe si kahawia! Sisi ni kahawia! Wewe ni mzungu 80 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:01,410 Jina langu ni Brown! mimi ni mwalimu wako 81 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:04,130 - Ah, wewe Proffessori - Ndiyo 82 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:11,050 Silenzio 83 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,210 Asante 84 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:19,290 Je, nyote mngependa kukaa chini! Keti chini! 85 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:30,330 Kwa kweli, nitazingatia yako yote majina, mataifa na kazi 86 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:38,370 - Tafadhali se� au - Ndiyo 87 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,130 Es la primera vez que vengo 88 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:43,330 Es �sta la clase para aprender english? 89 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,730 Naam, mimi si faintest fahamu unachosema 90 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,170 Lakini nina hakika haujaribu pata darasa la kazi ya sindano 91 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:51,330 - Tafadhali - haijalishi! Kuwa na kiti! 92 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:55,210 - Tafadhali - Keti chini 93 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:56,450 Ah, si 94 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:04,210 - Hapana, si huko - Tafadhali 95 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:06,130 Huko 96 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:11,170 Sawa! Nitazunguka tu darasa na kuchukua majina yako 97 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,170 Ndiyo, jina lako ni nani? 98 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:17,370 Maximillion Andrea Archimedes Papandrious 99 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:22,130 Ndio, nitakuweka chini kama Max 100 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:25,970 - I kuchukua ni wewe ni Mgiriki? - Ni sawa! Kutoka Athene 101 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:30,090 - Na kazi yako ni nini? - Ninatembea na kondoo 102 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:34,090 Unatembea na kondoo? 103 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:37,330 - Mchungaji! Unafanya kazi kwenye a shamba - Hapana, hapana, hapana! Sio shamba 104 00:06:37,820 --> 00:06:42,370 - Lakini ulisema unafanya kazi naye kondoo - Hapana, hapana! Kondoo. Kondoo wakubwa 105 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:51,090 - Ah, meli - Ndio, Kondoo, Tonkers 106 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,970 - Tonkers! Ah, tanki - ni sawa 107 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:58,760 - Ninatembea ofisini - Asante 108 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:03,170 - Na jina lako? - Anna Schmidt! Jairman au jozi 109 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:07,410 - Ah, ufanisi wa kawaida wa Ujerumani - Jairmans daima ni ufanisi 110 00:07:07,540 --> 00:07:09,370 Si hivyo 111 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:16,090 Kijapani ufanisi zaidi 112 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,130 Nein, Jairmans ndio bora zaidi 113 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:24,210 Wajapani hufanya terevision bora zaidi na ngamia 114 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:28,170 Tafadhali, tafadhali, tusiwe na ubaguzi wa rangi 115 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,730 Katika darasa hili, wote ni sawa 116 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:35,730 - Jina lako? - Giovanni Cupello! ltaliani 117 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:40,730 - Unafanya kazi gani? - Ninafanya kazi inna Ristorante dei Populi 118 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,240 - Mhudumu? - Hapana, sio mhudumu. Mpishi 119 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:51,770 - Mpishi? - ninapika raviolo, daspaghetti, dalasagne 120 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,970 Ninapika kila kitu 121 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,770 Mpishi 122 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,120 Jina lako? 123 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,010 Jina lako ni nani? 124 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,370 Mimi, Jeremy Brown! Wewe? 125 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:22,690 Max, Anna Schmidt, Giovanni Cuppello! Wewe? 126 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,360 Ndio, ndio, andika jina lako! Nzuri, nzuri 127 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:02,010 Hakuna nzuri! Nahitaji jina lako kwa Kiingereza 128 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:05,290 - Hakuna Kiurdu? - Hakuna Kiurdu 129 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:24,370 Cheti cha usajili! Jamila Ranjha! Mama wa nyumbani 130 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:25,960 Asante 131 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:35,120 - Na jina lako? - mimi ni Ali Nadim! Kutoka Lahor 132 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:39,050 Ninafanya kazi kwa sasa sio popote kabisa 133 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:46,690 - Huna kazi? - Ndiyo tafadhali 134 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:50,050 Siku moja tu kwa wiki, ninafanya kazi 135 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,730 Na unafanya nini basi? 136 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:57,290 Naenda kwa ukosefu wa ajira kubadilishana ili kukusanya pesa zangu 137 00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:03,330 Cor blimey! Nitapata pesa zaidi sifanyi kazi kuliko wakati ninafanya kazi 138 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:08,120 Na kabla ya kugundua siri hii ya utajiri wa milele, ulifanya nini? 139 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:12,370 Nilifanya kazi katika Taj Mahal 140 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,130 -ln Delhi? - Hapana, Putney 141 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,090 Mkahawa wa Taj Mahal Tandoori 142 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,370 Chapatti nzuri sana na popadom 143 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,130 Samahani elfu kwa kuchelewa kwangu 144 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:26,130 Basi kubwa lilikuwa likirudi nyuma 145 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,330 Nina hakika lazima kuwe na a maelezo ya kimantiki zaidi 146 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:36,370 Huo ndio ukweli mtupu! nilikuwa aliambiwa azungumze namba 27 ya basi moja 147 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:40,210 Na nilitii, lakini akaenda kwa njia ya nyuma 148 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,730 Nadhani ulimaanisha kuwa inaenda kwa njia nyingine 149 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,370 Hicho ndicho kiini cha nilicho akisema! elfu msamaha 150 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,370 Ni sawa! Labda ungependa keti karibu na Ali, mwananchi wako 151 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,450 Siwezi kukaa hapo! Haiwezekani 152 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:53,210 Kwa nini haiwezekani? 153 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,050 - Mimi ni Sikh - Ah mpenzi 154 00:10:57,580 --> 00:11:00,730 Natumai haitaambukiza! Labda wewe Je! unapaswa kurudi ukiwa bora? 155 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,770 sielewi kiini cha mazungumzo yako 156 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,040 Ulisema wewe ni mgonjwa 157 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,400 Hapana, sizungumzii yangu hali ya kimwili ya akili 158 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,750 Dini yangu ni Sikh 159 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,540 Na yeye ni Muislamu! 160 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,190 Uislamu ndio imani pekee ya kweli! 161 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,410 Na Muislamu... faida ya uwongo! 162 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:23,190 Jinsi unavyothubutu kuongea ... wewe mjinga! 163 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,610 Masingasinga ni makafiri na makafiri! 164 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,110 Masingasinga ni watu wanaopenda amani 165 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:32,550 Na usipokuwa makini, nitakuwa furaha kubwa kukupeleka 166 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:34,670 ... na hii! 167 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:37,890 Sitavumilia dini yoyote kutovumilia! 168 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:39,050 Sasa, weka kisu hicho! 169 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:40,470 Aliniita kafiri! 170 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:41,950 Kweli, hakumaanisha, je! 171 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,240 Hakika zaidi! 172 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,540 ... Nilikuwa Punjab 173 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:50,760 kukata koo lako kutoka huko hadi huko! 174 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,260 Kuanzia hapa hadi hapa 175 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:56,400 Kuanzia hapa kwenda kule au kule hadi hapa, ama kukatwa 176 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,560 Hakutakuwa na kukatwa koo katika darasa langu 177 00:11:59,040 --> 00:11:59,970 Ukitaka kufanya hivyo aina ya mambo, 178 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,730 ulipaswa kujiunga na michezo katika nyakati zilizopita 179 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:05,030 Weka kisu chako na ... nenda ukaketi 180 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,830 - Unajisikiaje kuhusu Roman? Wakatoliki? - Ninawatendea kama ndugu zangu 181 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,790 Nzuri, nenda ukae karibu na Giovanni 182 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,060 - Msomi - lnfidel 183 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,830 Waungwana tafadhali! Uko hapa jifunze Kiingereza sio kuanzisha vita takatifu 184 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,950 - Jina lako ni nani? - Ranjeet Singh 185 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,030 - Na kutoka nchi gani? - Punjab 186 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,020 Sawa, kazi yako ni nini? 187 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,430 Mimi ni mwanachama muhimu sana Uingereza chini ya ardhi 188 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,870 - Chini ya ardhi nini? - Chini ya ardhi tu 189 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,460 Zingatia milango 190 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,670 Lo, chini ya ardhi hiyo 191 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:46,750 - Na jina lako? - Taro Nagazumi 192 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,070 Kadi ya jina langu! Kijapani 193 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:59,670 Mwakilishi wa Bushedo Electronics 194 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:04,870 - Mzuri sana! Nzuri sana na hatimaye jina lako - Tafadhali 195 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,430 - Jina lako, jina lako ni nani? - Tafadhali 196 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,830 - Nome - Ah nombre, s� 197 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,990 Juan Cervantes kwa servirle se�or 198 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,430 - Hakuna haja ya kuuliza utaifa gani wewe ni - Tafadhali 199 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,430 - Kihispania - Por 200 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,910 - Kazi yako ni nini? - Tafadhali 201 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,950 - Trabalio - Ah, trabajo, s�! Vipunguzi vya miti 202 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:39,420 - Wewe miti bakia? - S�, 1 Jeentonic, Vigingi 2 vya whisky, miti ya koka 203 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,830 - Lagi tatu - S� 204 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,670 - Unafanya kazi kwenye baa - Baa, s� 205 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,950 - Naam, Bw. Brown - Ndiyo asante 206 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,150 Mbali na jaribio moja mauaji na uwezekano wa ghasia za mbio 207 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,470 Nadhani tunakabiliana ipasavyo 208 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:55,420 Nimekuja kukujulisha kuhusu ada za usajili kwa wanafunzi 209 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,430 Ni pauni 5 kwa kila kichwa! 210 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,830 Nitashukuru ikiwa ungekusanya pesa na uniletee ofisini kwangu katika mapumziko yako ya chai 211 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,100 Kweli, nitafanya hivyo 212 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,910 Naam, tuna jambo moja la kushukuru kwa vyovyote vile 213 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,420 Ngono haitakuwa ikikuza kichwa chake kidogo mbaya 214 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,030 naomba msamaha wako? 215 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,830 Kutoka kwa uzoefu wa zamani, sivyo rangi au dini inayosababisha matatizo 216 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,750 Kawaida ni uwepo wa uzuri wa kigeni 217 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,430 Wivu, fitina - kila aina ya kitu 218 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,710 Ndio, nikitazama darasa langu, sidhani tutasumbuliwa sana na kitu kama hicho 219 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:37,470 Ninakuja kujifunza Kiingereza 'Ave nakuja ze mahali sahihi? 220 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,190 Ingiza 221 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,710 - Bibi Courtney - Bi 222 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,950 Binti! Nimeleta hivi punde ada za usajili kwa wanafunzi 223 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,670 - Nzuri! Sasa una wanafunzi wangapi? - Tisa 224 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:52,030 - Kwa hivyo kuna pauni 45 hapa - Hiyo inategemea kiwango cha ubadilishaji 225 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,590 sikufuati kabisa 226 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,190 Sio wote walikuwa na pauni 5 kwa pesa za Kiingereza 227 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,350 Kwa hivyo nilikusanya 29,50 huko Sterling na mapumziko ni ya yen 2000, 3000 lira 228 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,070 250 peseta, 75 drakma, 50 faranga na alama 12 za deutchmark 229 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:11,350 Kulingana na karatasi ya kifedha ya asubuhi hii, hiyo inapaswa kutupa faida ya pauni 1045,5 230 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,710 Kisha ninapendekeza upeleke kwenye benki asubuhi na kuibadilisha kuwa sarafu ya Kiingereza 231 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,950 Kweli, nitafanya hivyo 232 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:22,060 - Kwa njia, jinsi mwanamke wa kike mauti? - Ah, ndio! Danielle 233 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,190 Kwa sasa, yuko kwenye chai chumba na ltaly, Uhispania na Ugiriki 234 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,070 Kujaribu kuanzisha uhusiano wa kidiplomasia 235 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,620 - Natumai hatasababisha chochote bother - Oh hapana, nina uhakika yeye si 236 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:34,630 - Angalia, nitakaa hapa - Hapana, ni mimi ambaye nitakaa hapa 237 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,700 - Kabla ya kukaa juu ya maziwa - Na kabla ya kuwa sitta juu ya maziwa 238 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,950 - Unachukua adamick - Nani, mimi? 239 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,350 Unarudi na kukaa pale ulipokuwa hapo awali 240 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,350 - Hapana, nimekaa hapa - haujakaa hapa 241 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,950 - Nani atanizuia? - Mimi 242 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,950 Wewe mwenyewe? Unafikiri wewe ni mgumu! Njoo nje 243 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,670 Hokay 244 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,270 - Unaenda wapi? - Sisi kwenda houtside kwa havada ngumi chini 245 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,070 Unamaanisha kupiga ngumi 246 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,950 Nitaenda - Jinsi unasema - ondoa kizuizi chake cha damu 247 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,670 Tunaona ni nani blocka ya umwagaji damu imeondolewa 248 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,350 - Sasa dakika moja tu! Yote ni nini hii kuhusu? - I tella you Mr. White 249 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:18,630 - Brown - Scusi! Ni kuhusu mahali tunakaa 250 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,270 Kuna shida gani hapo ulipokaa hapo awali? 251 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:25,030 Ltsa macho yangu Professori! l inabidi kukaa karibu na mbele 252 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:26,950 Hapa 253 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,150 naona! Na nadhani haina chochote cha kufanya na ukweli kwamba Danielle ameketi hapa pia 254 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,670 Yeye ni? 255 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,950 sikuwahi kugundua 256 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,030 Unaona macho yangu! mimi kuona kidogo 257 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,030 Na pia mwongo mwingi wa bega 258 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,950 - Sio kweli Bwana Green - Jina ni Brown 259 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,270 Unaona! Mimi pia ni kipofu wa rangi 260 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,270 Na Max, nadhani unayo shida na macho yako pia 261 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,020 Hapana, hapana, hapana! Macho yangu ni hoka! Ni masikio yangu 262 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,350 - Sijasikia sana vizuri - Hiyo ni hadithi inayowezekana 263 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,110 Unasemaje? 264 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,950 Ninasema nyinyi nyote rudini mkae ulipokuwa umekaa hapo awali 265 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:23,030 Natumai haufikirii nilikuwa - Jinsi unavyosema - mbele sana 266 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,710 Hapana, hapana! Nina hakika haukuwa kwa njia yoyote ya kulaumu hata kidogo 267 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,270 Mwalimu tafadhali! 268 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,070 - Mheshimiwa Blown - Ndiyo 269 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,070 Prese folgive rateness yangu! l samahani lakini ningeenda 270 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,630 Usijali! Jina lako ni nani? 271 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,030 - Chung Su Lee - Su Lee 272 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:48,070 - Unatoka wapi? - Jamhuri ya Kidemokrasia ya Uchina 273 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,670 - Na kazi yako ni nini? - Kwa siri! Dipromat ya Kichina 274 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,310 Nzuri sana 275 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,030 Sawa! tukuweke wapi? 276 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,630 Taro! Uhusiano kati ya Japan na China ukoje? 277 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,270 Inategemea na mtazamo wa kisiasa! 278 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:20,030 Mrengo mwepesi wa Japan! Uchina refto wingo 279 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:25,030 naona! Je, wewe ni wingo mwanga au mrengo wa kushoto? Kulia au kushoto? 280 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,670 Nilitafuta mafundisho ya Mwenyekiti Mao 281 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,230 Katika kesi hiyo, bora ukae karibu na Jamila, yule bibi wa lndian 282 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,340 - Sawa? - Asante 283 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:36,230 Kweli, sasa tutaanza kujifunza vitenzi vichache vya msingi vya Kiingereza 284 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,950 Na kwanza, tutachukua kitenzi 'kuwa' 285 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:44,030 - Kuwa - Kuwa 286 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:53,060 Mimi ni Mwingereza, wewe ni Mchina ni ltali! Yeye ni Mfaransa 287 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,950 Yeye ni mshenzi 288 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,990 Na unaomba a piga teke upande wako mkubwa wa hudhurungi 289 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,680 Makini tafadhali 290 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,310 - mimi - mimi ni 291 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,190 - Wewe ni - Wewe ni 292 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:14,030 - Yeye, yeye, au ni - Yeye, au yeye au ni 293 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,190 - Sisi ni - Sisi ni 294 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,100 - Wewe ni - Wewe ni 295 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,670 - Ndio - Ndio 296 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:31,150 Sasa nitazunguka darasa na kuwauliza kila mmoja nipe sentensi kwa kutumia kitenzi kuwa 297 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,910 Taro, 'mimi' 298 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:48,230 Nimefurahiya sana kujifunza Kiingereza 299 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:55,369 - Nzuri! Giovanni, "yeye ni" 300 00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:58,120 - Yeye isada mjinga 301 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,230 Nzuri lakini sio isada! Yeye ni mjinga 302 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,670 Ndio ni mjinga 303 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,990 Max, 'yeye ni' 304 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:17,950 Yeye ni mrembo! Yeye ni wa ajabu 305 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,070 - Yeye ni ... - Ndiyo, ndiyo, asante Max! Hiyo itafanya 306 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,630 - Juan, 'ni' - Je! 307 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:33,070 - lt ni - Tafadhali 308 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,862 Mvua inanyesha 309 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,030 Lloviendo, mvua inanyesha 310 00:20:39,311 --> 00:20:40,173 �Hapana, hakuna ubishi! 311 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,059 Mvua inanyesha 312 00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:46,186 �Sina shida, hombre! �Tengo jamani! 313 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,728 - Tutakuruka kwa sasa 314 00:20:50,953 --> 00:20:51,567 Kwa neema? 315 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,220 haijalishi! Keti chini 316 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,910 Su Lee, 'ni' 317 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:05,150 Ni wajibu wa raia sawa kuwapindua lmelial Warmongers 318 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,070 Hivyo kusema Mwenyekiti Mao 319 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,030 Ndio, hayo ni maoni yake! Nzuri, nzuri 320 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,070 Danielle, 'sisi ni' 321 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:23,630 Tuna bahati ya kuwa hivyo mwalimu mzuri na mzuri 322 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,217 Kimya tafadhali! 323 00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:27,975 Kweli kabisa... I mean... Asante 324 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,310 Ali, 'wewe' 325 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:41,950 - Wewe ni ... - Unasubiri ili niongee jibu 326 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,220 Umefanya vizuri! 327 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,070 Kwa bahati mbaya, mimi ni kutoelewa swali 328 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,190 nataka unipe sentensi kwa kutumia 'wewe ni' 329 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,900 mimi ni 330 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,270 Hapana, si 'mimi', 'wewe ni'! Kwa mfano unatoka Pakistani 331 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:05,230 - Ninatoka Pakistani - Ndiyo lakini sasa tumia 'wewe ni' 332 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:09,230 Lakini siwezi kusema unatoka Pakistan kwa sababu wewe sivyo, sivyo? 333 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:15,630 - Rudia baada yangu - wewe ni Kiingereza - Hapana, sivyo! Ninatoka Pakistan 334 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,070 - Mimi ni nini? - Unanichanganya 335 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,070 Mjinga wewe 336 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,030 - Usiniite poa - Poof 337 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:37,110 Keti chini tafadhali! Kimya! 338 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,070 Kwa kweli hakuna mengi zaidi tunaweza kufanya 339 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:48,110 Hadi nyote mpate vitabu vyako vya maandishi! Lakini nini ningependa ufanye ni kazi ya nyumbani 340 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,270 Sawa, ninataka kila mmoja wenu aandike insha 341 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,990 Hadithi fupi kuhusu maisha yako hapa Uingereza 342 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,070 Mambo unayofanya, mambo unayopenda 343 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,030 Tutaonana wote Jumatano 344 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,710 Ah, Bibi Courtney 345 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,630 - Bibi - Bi 346 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,950 Nimefutilia mbali darasa kwa usiku wa leo! 347 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,310 Nadhani tumeshughulikia yote tunaweza kwa kikao cha kwanza 348 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,990 Unaonekana kidogo chini ya hali ya hewa 349 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:17,030 - Kazi inakushusha tayari? - Hapana, niko sawa! Sijawahi kujisikia vizuri zaidi 350 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,990 - Kuna jambo moja tu - Ndiyo 351 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,950 Hilo dirisha ulilopigilia msumari! The mmoja Bw. Warburton alipanda kutoka 352 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:22,990 Vipi kuhusu hilo? 353 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,870 Nadhani ninapaswa kuweka misumari michache zaidi ndani yake